
One of these days, I’m going to write a more serious post. Like what it’s like to live in a country that was so proud of being a vaccine pioneer and now appears to be in total shambles. Or how to save on electricity during a massive killer heat wave.
But today, it’s time for something just for laughs.
A: Advancing. Something you’re supposed to do on projects instead of browsing the biography of Elvis Presley.
B: Break. Something you should never feel guilty for taking. In fact, I guarantee that you need it.
C: Client. Someone who bombards you with emails while they need you and disappears for a month when it’s time to pay.
D: Deadline. Wait, how can it be tomorrow?! I thought I had a week.
E: Entertainment. Watching your kids chase chickens around the yard.
F: Food. Something you’re somehow supposed to come up with three times a day. You try to convince your kids leftover soup does too count.
G: Getaway. Something you daydream about nonstop.
H: Hunger. Something you feel around noon when your stomach rumbles and you recall you’ve gotten breakfast for everyone except yourself.
I: Internet. Something you rely on for your work, which tends to flop just when you’re having an important discussion over Skype.
J: Jig. Something you do when you finish a big project.
K: Kill. Something you want to do when your computer crashes.
L: Lucky. The way you feel when you open the refrigerator and see there’s still some milk left for your morning cuppa.
To be continued…
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